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Forgive Your Enemies

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Post by Meghan Pratt Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:57 pm

Toward the end of a church service, the minister asked the congregation,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have an enemy in the world," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"I happen to be ninety-eight years young," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have a single enemy?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived them all."


lol!
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Post by Diversity Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:06 pm

bwahahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHA
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Post by Meghan Pratt Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:09 pm

And this brings about the important lesson of proper hygiene so we can live LOOOONG lives.

...ROFL!!!
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Post by Rachel Seakidd Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:26 pm

....ROFL!!! No you didnt lololololo James I didnt say it
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Post by Meghan Pratt Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:34 pm

not so innocent you know too much wuv you
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