The Final Word On Nutrition
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The Final Word On Nutrition
by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:54 pm
*THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION*
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word
on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
4.. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us
*CONCLUSION: * Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
That stung a little....
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word
on nutrition and health.:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
4.. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us
*CONCLUSION: * Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
That stung a little....
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Re: The Final Word On Nutrition
by Diversity on Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:08 pm
ROFL! I'm gonna have to learn a different language! Como Estas?
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Re: The Final Word On Nutrition
by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:10 pm
Estoy bien! Y tu? 
Maybe speaking pirate will do the trick??
Maybe speaking pirate will do the trick??
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Re: The Final Word On Nutrition
by Diversity on Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:21 pm
ahhh! there we go, pirate talk...that might be easier. Let's see here...um....I's be doin' jolly good, thank ye.
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Re: The Final Word On Nutrition
by Rachel Seakidd on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:22 pm
um it sounds better with rum 
Arrr James ye be bringing the rum mate
Arrr James ye be bringing the rum mate
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Re: The Final Word On Nutrition
by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:26 pm
ROFL!!! Someone call the rum factory and tell them to put Rach on speed dial!!! Matter of fact... they got my number??? 
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Re: The Final Word On Nutrition
by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:31 pm
I MEANT!!!
ARRRRGH!!!! Someone hail th' grog factory an' tel that lot ter put Rach on speed dial!!! Matter o' fact... they got me number???
(compliments of the Pirate Translator from POTCO
)
ARRRRGH!!!! Someone hail th' grog factory an' tel that lot ter put Rach on speed dial!!! Matter o' fact... they got me number???
(compliments of the Pirate Translator from POTCO
)
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