The Final Word On Nutrition

Go down

The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:54 pm

*THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION*

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word
on nutrition and health.:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
4.. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.
6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us

*CONCLUSION: * Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

suspicious That stung a little....

HAHAHAHA
avatar
Meghan Pratt
Admin

Posts : 189
Join date : 2009-02-10
Age : 34
Location : NWIndiana

View user profile http://www.myspace.com/simply_serene_massages

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Diversity on Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:08 pm

ROFL! I'm gonna have to learn a different language! Como Estas?
avatar
Diversity

Posts : 27
Join date : 2009-02-10
Age : 38
Location : Oklahoma

View user profile http://www.myspace.com/helfytr_kristi

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:10 pm

Estoy bien! Y tu? not so innocent

Maybe speaking pirate will do the trick?? aww man
avatar
Meghan Pratt
Admin

Posts : 189
Join date : 2009-02-10
Age : 34
Location : NWIndiana

View user profile http://www.myspace.com/simply_serene_massages

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Diversity on Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:21 pm

ahhh! there we go, pirate talk...that might be easier. Let's see here...um....I's be doin' jolly good, thank ye.
avatar
Diversity

Posts : 27
Join date : 2009-02-10
Age : 38
Location : Oklahoma

View user profile http://www.myspace.com/helfytr_kristi

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:25 pm

ARRRGH! RAWR
avatar
Meghan Pratt
Admin

Posts : 189
Join date : 2009-02-10
Age : 34
Location : NWIndiana

View user profile http://www.myspace.com/simply_serene_massages

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Rachel Seakidd on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:22 pm

um it sounds better with rum WHY IS THE RUM GONE Arrr James ye be bringing the rum mate

Rachel Seakidd

Posts : 36
Join date : 2009-02-13
Location : Missouri

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:26 pm

ROFL!!! Someone call the rum factory and tell them to put Rach on speed dial!!! Matter of fact... they got my number??? drool
avatar
Meghan Pratt
Admin

Posts : 189
Join date : 2009-02-10
Age : 34
Location : NWIndiana

View user profile http://www.myspace.com/simply_serene_massages

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Meghan Pratt on Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:31 pm

I MEANT!!!

ARRRRGH!!!! Someone hail th' grog factory an' tel that lot ter put Rach on speed dial!!! Matter o' fact... they got me number???

(compliments of the Pirate Translator from POTCO CHEESER )


avatar
Meghan Pratt
Admin

Posts : 189
Join date : 2009-02-10
Age : 34
Location : NWIndiana

View user profile http://www.myspace.com/simply_serene_massages

Back to top Go down

Re: The Final Word On Nutrition

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum